Saturday, March 21, 2009

For the Most Part,

people are assholes. i have a few friends that are generally kind hearted and would probably never utter a cross word to my face, but for the most part, people are assholes. why, after all these years, am i still slightly surprised when someone i call my friend suddenly turns against me, turning into a complete schizophrenic freak? weird. i'll never know. but the ones that have these freaky episodes are also very lonely people. probably because they can't contain the asshole within. i think that old tv show "the hulk" was like that. it was about some weird white guy, who most people perceived as normal, until someone set him off. but instead of just freaking out and being a dick, he morphed into this huge, green monster-guy, with big muscles and destroyed shit. wonder why they chose green. i mean, they could have chosen black. or pink. i wonder what the critics would've said if the hulk was pink. maybe i should create a gay spin-off of the hulk, only make him pink and call him "the hunk." every time he got a bad blow job, he'd get pissed off and destroy shit- i'd keep that the same. but my show would have higher ratings because all the gays would watch it. and to be successful, you need their support.

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