Bad Luck Me.

So.

1. Today I couldn't find a parking space.
2. My dog had diarrhea in the middle of a crowded street in the middle of a festival.
3. Some hippie guy in Jesus sandals stepped in it before I attempted to sop it up with my plastic bag.
4. I couldn't pick up diarrhea with a plastic bag.
5. I needed cash at the ATM but I forgot my PIN.
6. My olives fell out of the cart in the grocery store on my way out and spilled all over the floor.
7. My car had a flat tire in the grocery store parking lot.
8. I have to work tomorrow.
9. My tire may be flat again.
10. I have to work tomorrow.

A holistic counselor once told me that my energy was spinning backwards. I think it's just stopped spinning, or it's sitting at a bar somewhere in Tijuana.