I WANT A CHAINSAW.
do you have to fill out an application to buy a chainsaw? is there a 5 day waiting period? a background check? JESUS! you can buy a fucking chainsaw at HOME DEPOT!
my daddy bought me an electric hedge trimmer today. i went crazy with that fucking thing. it started with the hedges- nice, even, round stupid bushes. then the branches growing against the house. then the big bush in the backyard that keeps attacking me. then i just couldn't stop. i wanted to cut through the fence. i wanted to slice my dog's head off. i wanted to throw it at my bitch of a neighbor as she peddled her tall ass into her driveway from a long, nice bike ride. skinny bitch. i trimmed the trash can. i trimmed the gutters. YES, THE VIBRATION!! HAHAHAHHEEEEEHAAAHG! my whole yard looks like it's joining the fucking military. pounds and pounds of foliage gone. i feel refreshed. i feel new and clean. i think i'll shave my bikini line with it. i want an upgrade. i want a chainsaw. no more trees. for ANYONE!
i'm going to bed.
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