BYE-BYE BAR!

Well, my no-comment-leaving-blogsters, after 14 years in the blood-sucking restaurant business, I have finally found a new job. As of June 16, I will be Activities Director of an assisted living center, (for the elderly and/or somewhat deranged, of course.) I know, I know.... I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!! And excited. I can't wait to break out the ol' Olivia Newton John tape and start sweatin' to the oldies. The old folks and I will not only Jazzercize our days away, but we'll do other things like make Valentine's cards with Polydent and play drinking games with Ensure. A friend of mine added one to the list with "wheelchair limbo." Boy, are we gonna have some fun! And I'll never step foot inside another restaurant again. (Unless I'm a patron.)


My roommate leaves for a week tomorrow. A family reunion. On a boat. It'll be just like Amistad, only they'll be lounging in beach chairs, sipping on margueritas. I will miss him, I must admit. I must also admit that I'll starve, start talking to myself again, and masturbate more. It'll be one lonely week, being I can restrain myself from having orgies and all night drink fests. I wonder if that guy returned that midget porn dvd back to Fan Video yet.


Well, I must rise early to see my daughter off to school, go to Kroger, and take Rawboy to the airport. He needs to stock up on organic snacks for the trip. God bless him.

Love to you all, for now-