Wednesday, January 30, 2008

RICH FUCKS

Two rich people kept me behind the bar 2 hours past close. They came in the door as we were closing and sat at the bar. The waiters were leaving, no other customers, and the bus boys were mopping the floor. They ordered 2 drinks, 1 an apple martini, and asked for an appetizer. I told them the kitchen closed an hour ago. They sat there for 2 hours, because my boss allowed them to, and because they were rich fucks. The bitch was complaining about not having dinner, so I gave the bitch some snack mix. The bill was 44 dollars. He paid with a gift certificate- 50 bucks- and said keep it. I gave him the 5 bucks in change for his bitch to see. She went into her purse and added a 20. Embarrassed rich bitch. They finally left, those rich fucks.

1 comment:

Valley Haggard said...

Awesome DYVACREEM! I knew your brilliant twisted mind needed just such an outlet as this! Keep going with your bad self! Post every day----I love you!